Apple Introduces Revolutionary Keyboard

Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn’t Fucking Work

This is by far the funniest video I have ever seen !

 

 

The Bigger They Are The Dumber They Are – Sex Joke

Two parents take their son on a vacation to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water. The son comes running up to his mom and says…”Mommy, I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!” The mom says…”the bigger they are, the dumber they are.” So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says…”Mommy, I saw men with dingers a lot bigger than Daddy’s!” The mom says…”the bigger they are, the dumber they are.” So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says…”Mommy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw and the more and more he talked, the dumber and dumber he got !”

Birds Of Fire – John McLaughlin & The Mahavishnu Orchestra

 

Featuring:

John McLaughlin – Guitar
Rick Laird – Bass
Billy Cobham – Percussion
Jan Hammer – Keyboard, Moog Synthesizer
Jerry Goodman – Violin
Ken Scott – Engineer

Harden Makes Rockets Relevant Again

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HOUSTON
— The Tigers are already down to their final chance in the World Series because they simply can’t connect with the ball.

Give Daryl Morey credit because no matter how desperate the situation got, he never stopped swinging.

After trying fruitlessly to land a big fish in the free-agent market or by trade for the past several years — Carmelo Anthony, Pau Gasol, Dwight Howard — the Rockets general manager finally got his hook into James Harden.

So much of the focus on the stunning deal that was consummated Saturday night will be on Oklahoma City. That’s to be expected when an up-and-coming powerhouse that was in the NBA Finals last June unloads one of its key players. There is instant speculation about whether the Thunder will now be able to hold off a charge from the reloaded Lakers, the returning Spurs, the re-energized Clippers and…

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Will Smith – Just The Two Of Us

NO KOBE IN SEASON OPENER?

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HANG TIME HEADQUARTERS — With so much focus on Dwight Howard‘s back and whether or not he would be ready for the start of the Los Angeles Lakers’ regular season, few people worried about Kobe Bryant.

But with the opening night contest against the Dallas Mavericks just days away, it’s Bryant who could be in danger of missing the game with injury. Both of the Lakers’ stars sat out Wednesday night’s preseason loss to the Clippers and Bryant could, according to Lakers coach Mike Brown (via ESPNLosAngeles.com), be held out of the game against the Mavericks with a strained right foot:

“I don’t know if he’ll be ready,” Brown said after the Lakers 97-91 loss to the Los Angeles Clippers on Wednesday. “So yeah, I guess there is question. I’m just going to wait for [Lakers trainer] Gary Vitti to tell me he can play because…

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Husband & Wife Joke

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day…
30,000 to a man’s 15,000. The wife replied, “The reason has to be because we have to repeat
everything to men… The husband then turned to his wife and asked, “What?”

Paco De Lucia, Al Di Meola and John McLaughlin – Mediterranian Sun Dance Live

ROY HIBBERT’S GANGNAM STYLE (VIDEO)

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HANG TIME HEADQUARTERS — Pacers All-Star center Roy Hibbert is a favorite here at the hideout for many reasons … he’s one of the league’s best big men, a budding comedian and actor, no one enjoys life more and he’s a great interview (check him out here along with his comedic twin sister Chelsea Peretti on Episode 89 of the Hang Time Podcast).

But he’s a fan favorite in Indiana and beyond because he’s at ease in his own skin and one of the funniest and fearless people in the NBA today.

Check out the big fella’s Gangnam Style:

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